February 2011
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coketalk: Facebook just broke up with me in an email. No joke. At first, I thought it was spam: “Hi, your personal account was recently disabled by Facebook.” Turns out, they really do send corporate fortune cookie emails upon summarily detaching you from the matrix and shitting you out of the machine… Word! I haven’t had a facebook in nearly a year and haven’t looked back
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“I have a suspicion that the definition of ‘crazy’ in show business is a woman...”
– Tina Fey in The New Yorker. This is the line of the year so far, people. (via gq)
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“If you really look forward to the extinction of humankind, then do your part and...”
– Coketalk, in response to a “self-loathing malcontent”. So many choice quotes come from this bitch. Love it.
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