The last time a guy in Seattle had empty shells on the floor in front of him,...– Deadspin commenter Gamboa Constrictor, in reference to a story about a section of Safeco Field that is “Peanut free”
Belgium unites to ban the burqa →
Am I the only one thinking that this bill is fucking absurd? You’re seriously banning a customary Muslim article of clothing, Belgium? Really? It’s a good thing you’re so irrelevant, Belgium.
A conversation on the merits of 3d pornography
R: i want to see 3d pr0n
me: i could definitely do without 3d pr0n
R: hahahah thatd be fuckin awesome, you kidding? tits bouncing past your face! ducking to the right to avoid perceived cumshots! ducking to the left to avoid perceived squirting incidents! #badass
me: i have never in my life ever wanted to dodge a cumshot
Jon Stewart Interviews Ken Blackwell →
Blackwell, who is convinced that Obama is a tyrant, seems unable to explain many of his points without resorting to rhetoric.
Pro-Life: A Quick Primer
A great little rundown on what it means to call oneself “pro-life” via stfuconservatives: sluthaditcoming: When you self-identify as “pro-life,” you are affiliating yourself with a very specific movement. You are giving tacit approval to the work of James Dobson. You are aligning yourself with people who think Scott Roeder is innocent of any actual crime. It may not be what you...
What Happened When I Went Undercover at a... →
/via givemesomethingtoread: What I saw and experienced at JiM both enraged and disturbed me. I had trouble staying in character as I watched one man, as part of his therapy, act out beating his father to death with a baseball bat — just one of several “Are you kidding?” moments. How anyone could believe that a JiM weekend could turn a man straight still baffles me.
Computers Now Being Seized By Police In... →
The police are taking Gizmodo’s stuff…. Were they Cupertino police, perhaps? nickdouglas: fimoculous: Exciting! Sheeeeeiiiit.
'Clockwork Orange killers' beat gay man to death,... →
These people are easily the biggest pieces of shit on the planet, or at least the upper echelon of pure scum. I get the urge to just ditch anything I know about the justice system, and get all “eye for an eye” on these twats.
All you guys are really immature with your comments. Its disgusting to read all...– Digg user “camilos007” in reference to a story on Olivia Munn
Report: China To Overtake U.S. As World's Biggest... →
If you’re sitting at home in your undershirt, watching TV, worried about...– Seth MacFarlane on people who are against gays in the military -via equalitopia|danlev|matthewjoseph|notthatkindagay (via stfuconservatives)
Sarah Palin thinks Barack Obama is a wimp. She’s been going around to Tea Party...– William Saletan (via azspot) (via robot-heart-politics) Yeah, but for her to know that would require a functional knowledge of American history, or at least the willingness to look something up that she doesn’t understand. (via stfuconservatives) Ouch
People who bought the 3G two years ago and are now in the perfect position to...– From Gizmodo’s analysis of the leaked iPhone “4G”, which is great news for this 3G owner.
I will take back all my criticisms of the catholic church, if some priest...– Bill Maher
We take sexting very seriously.– Microsoft being tards (via nickdouglas)
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes...– Unknown author. One of my favorite Chuck Norris facts, from chucknorrisfacts.com
GREAT MOMENT IN POOP HISTORY
This was a story from the Deadspin Mailbag J: In high school, my best friend and I worked for a landscaping company that was owned by a guy that was a few years older than us. The parents of our boss owned a houseboat and we would often spend the weekends at the lake drinking beer, smoking pot, fishing, knee-boarding (this was before wakeboarding became popular), etc. After a morning of...
We don’t need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.– Charles Barkley
Opera Mini comes to the iPhone →
And it is the dopeness. It insta-replaced safari for 95% percent of things. Check it out
The Cubs asked me to throw out a first pitch soon. And they asked Al Harris to...– Fake Jay Cutler
Hey Tiger, try not to fuck anyone on your way to the hole.– Drew Magary, when describing his “Balls Deep Tiger Heckling Challenge”
U.S. Government To Save Billions By Cutting... →
Anybody But Duke: The Case For Rooting Against The... →
Match.com surveyed 1,400 singles and found that 5% refuse to date someone who...– Darren Rovell