“I could introduce you to dozens of enthusiastic and intelligent people, highly aware of “the issues” and very well-informed on all questions from human rights to world trade to counterinsurgency, to none of whom it would occur to subject themselves to what passes for the political “arena.””—Christopher Hitchens, on the stigma behind normal people running for office in these turbulent, silly times.
I love steak. Steak is fucking amazing, delicious, and WONDERFUL. However, in order to make steak you need to pre-heat the grill, scrape the grates, prepare the steak, cook it, sauté’ some mushrooms and onions, and a good hour later you enjoy a delicious, savory, slice o meat.
Some days I’m tired. I don’t feel like all that. So I say Fuck you Steak. I slam a hot dog in the microwave, and 2 minutes later I am enjoying my shitty processed “meat.”
The end result is the same. I am full. Sure, the steak is a thousand times more satisfying, but ya know what… If we ate steak every day, we wouldn’t appreciate steak anymore.
Your GF is being a tard.
”—Reddit commenter CRoswell on helping girlfriends understand why masturbation is occasionally a necessity, even when a girl is readily available